JASON: It's too hot. I'm not sure I can walk any more. CHRIS: Oh, c'mon. You're not so old. I want to go to Monkey Island and look at the monkeys. JASON: What? They have a monkey island here? Really? CHRIS: Of course they do. This is an excellent zoo. They have all kinds of monkeys here. JASON: Great. Let's go. I love monkeys. That's why I started going out with you. CHRIS: You're very funny today. As for me, I've always loved boars and rhinos. I like their smell. Maybe that's why I chose you. JASON: I wish we could get some good iced coffee somewhere. Wouldn't it be great if zoos had Starbucks in them? CHRIS: Yes. Then I could buy you a few espressos and you'd climb over the fence into the lion cage. I wouldn't have to worry about you any more. JASON: Hah, hah, hah. Hey, look at that polar bear. CHRIS: Oh, terrible. JASON: Yes, I can't believe they have him out in the sun like this. Isn't it too hot? CHRIS: It's sad. Sometimes I think zoos should treat animals better than they do. Look at the space they have him in. It isn't enough. JASON: No. It isn't. They should have him indoors in the air conditioning. They should give him a nice tank to swim in, and fresh seal meat every day. They should let him have an iced coffee every couple days. CHRIS: You're thinking about yourself again. Always so selfish. JASON: I feel sorry for that bear. Just like him, I'm too hot. Both he and I--we should be in a nice cold wilderness right now. We're both sick of southern California. CHRIS: Do you really want to move away? To Alaska? JASON: Yes, when I graduate. I will move away from California. That's for sure. And I will take the bear with me. We will open an iced coffee cafe in Alaska. He will do tricks for the customers and I will make the coffee. It will be a great success. CHRIS: You are a clown, Jason. You are just a c
